WordPress Care Plan

Don’t let your website go to shit, keep on top of its maintenance with one of my WordPress Care Plans.

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Help! My website is too bloody slow!

Your website is your most valuable digital asset, but even the best site needs care and attention, like your skin after a cool new tattoo.

They don’t magically look after themselves. They need new plugins to replace obsolete ones, updates to address bugs and security patches to stop hackers. Skip the upkeep and your site will be slow, painful to navigate and look shitter than a half-finished back piece.

Louise is an absolute legend! Her care plan service keeps my website ticking over nicely, and she's always there to lend a hand if I'm having a mare. She's full of great ideas, and she'll even give me a heads-up if something's about to go wrong—before it actually does! It's a massive weight off my mind knowing she's got my back. I'd highly recommend her website witchery to anyone.
Ste Clarke — The Comma Chameleon

Stop punching the screen and take out one of my WordPress Care Plans instead.

So, how can I help?

If you’re too swamped to handle website maintenance. Or you’re trying to grow your company and need someone to lighten your load, I offer three WordPress Care Plans:

Stencil

(Perfect for small or starter sites)

The Stencil plan covers all of the basic performance essentials:

  • Theme & Plugin Updates
  • Site Optimisation
  • Uptime monitoring
  • Content updates*
  • Security monitoring
  • Monthly analytics reports
  • Monthly backups
  • One hour of support
  • Discount on extra work

Price: £55 p/m

Ink

(Best for growing sites)

Ink gets you enhanced security and performance checks:

  • Theme & Plugin Updates
  • Site Optimisation
  • Uptime monitoring
  • Content updates*
  • Security monitoring
  • Monthly analytics reports
  • Weekly backups
  • Two hours of support
  • Discount on extra work

Price: £99 p/m

Full-Sleeve

(Ideal for ecommerce or big high-traffic sites)

Full coverage advanced performance optimisation and priority support:

  • Theme & Plugin Updates
  • Site Optimisation
  • Uptime monitoring
  • Content updates*
  • Security monitoring
  • Weekly analytics reports
  • Daily backups
  • Three hours of support
  • Discount on extra work

Price: £150 p/m

*Content provided by the client. If you don’t have time to create content yourself, I have a network of copywriters and graphic designers I can connect you with.

From software updates and backups to keeping your site secure and speedy (which will improve your SEO too), I take care of the tech so you can focus on what you do best. No jargon, no stress – just solid support for your site.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I only sign up for a care plan if you designed my website?

No! Regardless of who built your website, I’m here to help you keep it running as it should. However, if I didn’t build the site myself, I’ll need to do a one-off site health check before your plan begins. This lets me check what’s under the hood, make sure everything’s running safely, and see if anything needs sorting first. If the site’s in good shape, we go straight into your plan. If it needs fixing up, I’ll quote for that separately before any ongoing support kicks in.

What if my website has a subdomain?

Care plan pricing is per site — and a subdomain (like shop.yoursite.com or members.yoursite.com) counts as a separate site if it runs its own WordPress install.

It might live under your main domain, but maintenance-wise it’s a whole other beast with its own plugins, settings, and potential chaos. So yep — it needs its own plan too.

If it’s something super basic or low-maintenance, I’ll take a look and can quote accordingly. But anything with its own setup gets its own support.

What if I’m not sure which plan I need?

No stress — I’ll take a look at your site and recommend the plan that best fits what’s going on behind the scenes. You won’t be left guessing (or accidentally under-covered).

What happens if something breaks or stops working?

That’s exactly what your care plan is for. Things like plugin conflicts, dodgy updates, or weird bugs are all covered — I’ll get them sorted as part of your regular support time.

If the same issue keeps coming back or the site needs a lot of hands-on fixes, I’ll flag it. Sometimes it means there’s a deeper problem under the surface that needs proper digging into. I’ll always check in with you first before doing anything extra — and we’ll figure out the best way to fix it properly.

Will you let me know if something needs fixing outside my plan?

Absolutely. If anything pops up that’s outside what your current plan covers — like a big layout change, a deeper investigation, or something that’s not a quick fix — I’ll always flag it first and send a quote. No surprise invoices. Ever.

What’s not included in a care plan?

Ongoing support, updates, and small fixes are all part of the deal. What’s not included are full redesigns, new feature builds, or anything that falls into “bigger project” territory. That kind of work is quoted separately.

What happens if my site edits take longer than my allotted time?

Fear not! If you’re signed up to a WordPress Care Plan, then you get a discount on any extra work that needs doing.

Does any unused time rollover to the following month?

Sadly, no. It’s a set allocated time every month. If I were to rollover hours, it would become difficult for me to manage my time effectively, and I would more than likely have a self-induced drama queen mini meltdown.

Can I upgrade or downgrade my plan later?

Absolutely. If your needs change — up or down — we’ll adjust your plan to make sure it still fits.

What happens if my site changes or grows over time?

If your site suddenly adds a shop, booking system, or starts getting loads more traffic, I’ll check in to make sure your plan and hosting setup still fit. It’s all about keeping things running properly, not squeezing a high-maintenance site into the wrong plan.

Is hosting included?

Hosting is optional — some clients already have hosting they’re happy with, and that’s totally fine. If you’d rather I take care of it, I offer fast, secure WordPress hosting and can include it as part of your care plan at no extra cost for standard websites.

I use green UK-based hosting powered by 100% renewable energy — so your website runs clean without costing the earth.

If your site’s particularly large, gets a lot of traffic, or has features that need more server resources (like a shop, booking system, or membership area), I’ll review the setup and let you know if we need to look at a custom hosting option — just to make sure your site runs properly without slowing anything else down.

Can I pay annually?

Yes! Paying annually will save you 15% compared to paying monthly.

Am I locked in?

Nope! You are free to cancel at any time.

Get an optional add-on

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My standard care plans don’t include out-of-hours support. If your site has a meltdown outside business hours, emergency support is available at £100 per hour. With the Out of Hours Emergency Cover add-on (£30/month or save 15% annually), I’ll handle urgent issues that pop up evenings, weekends, or outside my usual working hours — and I aim to respond within 24 hours (usually much sooner).

What clients think of my WordPress Care Plans

Louise, you have made my website woes go bye-bye... now I have this incredible person in my corner who is hellbent on making my website f**ing amazing! I couldn't thank you enough, even if I tried. My notebook has a page that says "Things Louise Needs To Do". Thank you for being in my notebook and in my life. You are absolutely incredible with the knowledge you have and so liberally share with me!
Stephanie Wium — SimplyOnDemand

Need help with your website maintenance?

Then get in touch to see what my WordPress Care Plan can do for your website.