Alright, my fellow web-wizard and rock aficionado, let’s dive into the magical, mystical world of Terms of Use for Little Nerd Web Design!
Welcome to the Nerd Coven
Hey there, lovely humans! Before you dive into the enchanted realm of www.littlenerdwebdesign.co.uk (henceforth known as the “Service”), let’s get cosy with these Terms of Use (“Terms”, “Terms of Use”). By casting a spell to access or use my Service, you’re basically signing a magical contract with me, your friendly neighbourhood website witch (“me”, “I”, or “my”). If you’re not down with any part of these Terms, you might want to exit stage left and find another digital forest to wander in.
Magic and Intellectual Property
All the spellbinding content, features, and wizardry you find on the Service are the exclusive property of Little Nerd Web Design. So, no sneaky borrowing without permission, alright?
Third-Party Portals of Mystery
Sometimes, my Service might whisk you away to third-party websites or services. Just a heads up, I don’t control those realms and am not responsible for their content, privacy policies, or any potions they might be brewing. So, tread carefully and read their terms and conditions before you get too comfy.
Termination of Your Magical Journey
I have the power to terminate or suspend your access to the Service at any moment, without warning, especially if you break these Terms. Some parts of these Terms are like runes – they survive even after termination, including ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity, and limitations of liability. Basically, you can’t shake them off that easily.
The Fine Print Disclaimer
Your use of the Service is at your own risk – think of it as venturing into the Forbidden Forest. The Service is provided on an “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis, with no magical guarantees. That means no implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. You get the picture.
Governing Law of the Realm
These Terms are governed by the laws of the United Kingdom, with no regard to its conflict of law provisions. If I don’t enforce a right or provision of these Terms, it doesn’t mean I’ve waived those rights. Even if a court finds any part of these Terms invalid, the rest will still hang around like a ghost in the attic. These Terms are the whole magical contract between us regarding the Service, superseding any previous pacts or agreements.
Changes in the Magical Scroll
I reserve the right to modify or replace these Terms whenever I see fit. If the changes are big enough to be considered “material” (and trust me, I decide what’s material), I’ll try to give you at least 30 days’ notice. Keep using the Service after the new terms kick in, and you’re agreeing to them. If not, it’s time to find another enchanted forest.
How to Contact Your Web Witch
Got questions about these Terms? Just summon me up with a message.
Last updated: 17th July 2024