Starter Website Package
You know those ready-made Yorkshire puddings you can get where all you’ve got to do is bang them in the oven and they come out all fluffy and golden? Easy to manage, ready before you realise it, and a great result at the end that keeps you coming back for more.
Wouldn’t it be great if you could have a website equivalent of that?
Introducing my website starter package. As wonderful and stress-free as ready-made Yorkie puds (but not quite as tasty).
So, what’s included?
Oven-ready doesn’t have to mean soggy and unappetising. Look at all the crispy goodness you get included with my website starter package:
- A mobile-friendly one-page website
- A section to introduce you and your business
- A testimonials section
- A section to display your services
- Contact form integration
- Social media integration
- Calendly integration (if you want it!)
- Newsletter signup form (also optional!)
- One email address
- 12 months of the “Hermoine” WordPress Care Plan
- Quarterly strategy sessions
What will the website look like?
There are three succulent, flavoursome layouts to choose from:
Make no mistake; this won’t look like your supermarket cheapo range with minimal colours and a design so dull that it blends into the shelving. You can fully customise it with your own logo, brand colour palette, fonts, images, and copy to make it look like you spent a lot more than you actually did.
“It is so refreshing in the online world to meet an expert who speaks plain English and immediately understands the requirement. Wholeheartedly recommended – particularly if you want a website and have absolutely no idea how anything like that works.”
Simon Hawksley – North Town Consulting
Optional Extras
How ‘bout some digital gravy to go with that new site? S’all about the gravy, baby!
- Full website copywriting – £250
- Logo design (and five revisions) – £255
- Full Branding – £500
- Upgrade to The Yennefer WordPress Care Plan – £250
- Blog page – £300
To learn more about these lip-smackin’ optional extras and how they can elevate your new website to the next level, just hit the button below, book a convenient time slot, and mention which one(s) you’re interested in on our call.
FAQS
Of course, you can update your new website yourself, but why on earth would you want to when you can seize the full advantage of the WordPress Care Plan that’s already included? It’s like having your own personal magical nerd on standby, ready to spruce up your website while you sip on a cocktail and bask in the glory of being a digital diva.
If you steer clear of adding any optional extras, that shiny new website of yours could be up and running quicker than a caffeinated cheetah on roller skates – just a couple of days, my friend! But hey, listen up, if you’ve got that upgrade fever and decide to pile on some groovy optional extras, lace up your patience boots ’cause it will take a couple of weeks for your website to reach its OMG-I’m-so-gorgeous potential.
The answer is a big ol’ NO. There ain’t no limits when it comes to fancy optional extras, my friend. You can stack ’em up like a tower of Lego.
Oh, sure as a snake in the grass, we can talk about that in our quarterly strategy sessions. Adding more features and/or pages to your website is a decision that deserves some careful consideration, like deciding whether to wear socks with sandals or not. So, we’ll carve out some quality time in our strategy sessions to delve deep into the nitty-gritty of your addition desires.
Well, well, well, look who’s got an insatiable appetite for email addresses! You cheeky bugger. Here’s the deal, my friend. As part of your monthly plan, I can generously grant you up to four additional email addresses.
We team up with experts to give your brand a complete facelift with a snazzy logo that’ll make heads turn, social media icons that’ll make fingertips click, service icons that scream “look at me, I’m freakin’ awesome,” and a carefully curated selection of fonts and colours to make your brand shine brighter than a disco ball on steroids.
The reason this offer is excluded from the payment options is because it’s as budget-friendly as a thrift store on a blowout sale day. We’re talking about a steal of a deal here, so it’s like the universe is saying, “Hold your horses, partner! This offer is so damn affordable, we need to limit the payment options to keep things balanced in this topsy-turvy world.”
After the first 12 months, my friend, it’s time to put on your subscription hat. You see, to keep basking in the glorious benefits of my WordPress care plans, you’ll need to subscribe for continued awesomeness. Alternatively, if you’re keen on exploring other options, you can start hosting your website elsewhere and embark on a whole new adventure. The choice is yours, my friend. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and subscription fees.
Let’s (Yorkshire Pudding) wrap this up
I see you’ve made it this far down the page, you either really love Yorkshire pudding analogies or you realise how phenomenal your website and your business could look with my website starter package – and at a fraction of the cost of a full-build.
If it’s the former, thanks for pudding up with me, or, if it’s the latter, hit the button below and let’s have a chat.