Links

It’s not that I’m too stingy to pay £3.50 a month for LinkTree, but I’m too stingy to pay £3.50 a month for LinkTree. Why? I can do my own right here! All the links you need, in one place!

This is cute/absolutely genius (delete as you see fit), but I want to see your main website.

So, you do websites, huh?

I can’t be arsed/don’t know how/don’t have the time (delete as applicable) to look after my website.

Help! My website is running slower than a 3 legged tortoise in a 800m race!

Look at the pretty pictures.

I’m ready to talk about my project!

Take me to your leader.

Let’s see how much you’ve neglected your LinkedIn company page